This will be my last accountant joke for a while – I promise. Three accountants are interviewing with a company CEO. To be fair and consistent, the CEO asks each candidate the same question: What is one plus one? The first accountant, clearly nervous, mishears the question and blurts out, “Three.” The second answers confidently, […]

The HP Master Board is asking YOU to consider joining an Advisory Committee! Do you possess the talents, skills, and fresh ideas that can help our HP Management and Board? Our current Volunteer Advisory Committees are: • Communications        • Golf • Community Relations • House • Facilities  • Safety • Finance   • Strategic Planning • […]

When we talk about living well longer, we often focus on things that are obvious – physical strength, mobility, and disease prevention. But one of the most important drivers of long-term quality of life is something less tangible: brain health. The brain is not a static organ. It is constantly adapting and rewiring based on […]

L-R: BOB BEATTY, LYNNE THOMPSON, DENISE & JIMMY JOHNSTON, AND JUDY & DICK HOYE. From Lynne Thompson: The Single Family and Villas of Pineview I & II homeowners held a Christmas cocktail party in the Palms Dining Room on December 8. Members enjoyed delicious heavy hors d’oeuvres catered by our Food & Beverage staff.

On Wednesday, December 17, volunteers from Heritage Palms met with 20 fifth-grade boys from Pottorf Elementary for the first Boys2Men session of the school year. The session focused on holiday fun and the value of friendship, with students reflecting on their relationships and creating Venn diagrams to illustrate what makes a great friend. The boys […]

Hello from the golf shop. The 2026 golf season is in full swing, and both courses are in spectacular condition. As we talk about every month, please do your best to keep them that way. It is every member’s responsibility to fill their divots, fix any ball marks you see, and follow all cart directional […]

January was a busy month for our 9 Hole League. We started with a terrific luncheon on January 7. The theme was “Paws and Enjoy Your Game.” Melody Smothers created some really cute centerpieces shaped like puppies out of flowers. These, along with some fabulous prizes, were raffled off at the luncheon. All the money […]

This month’s MGA schedule is jam packed. • February 5 – 1st week of Match play. Alternate game: 1 Best ball on odd holes, and 2 Best Balls on even holes. • February 12 – 2nd week of Match play. Alternate game: 2 Best Balls • February 19 – 3rd week of Match play. Alternate […]

L-R: ANN KIM, CAROL GIDDENS, AND ANNIE KAJANDER. On December 3, the two Ladies’ leagues joined together for a fun scramble and terrific meal. Lots of money was raised for Ana’s Friends, and Santa even helped with our drives on a couple of holes!